Patrick Spring
The Saltine Explosion
Patrick Spring is a
professional comedian who has been in the business
for 20+ years. (We don't think he looks that old
either...the road has been kind.)
Growing up in Nebraska, as the middle child of a large Catholic family, Patrick had to develop some skills to keep from getting clobbered on a daily basis. Instead of developing said skills, he learned all the prayers the priests could throw at him & how to be funny. Extremely frickin' funny. Seriously.
2 wives, 18 cars and 5 dogs later, Patrick now resides in Indiana, telling his jokes, drawing his comics and entertaining all that cross his path.
Patrick is available to perform at your event, be it a party, reception, town meeting or Induction into the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame. He can tailor his act to fit your specific gathering & will certainly have you in stitches.
Book him by clicking HERE or send an email requesting more information.
Growing up in Nebraska, as the middle child of a large Catholic family, Patrick had to develop some skills to keep from getting clobbered on a daily basis. Instead of developing said skills, he learned all the prayers the priests could throw at him & how to be funny. Extremely frickin' funny. Seriously.
2 wives, 18 cars and 5 dogs later, Patrick now resides in Indiana, telling his jokes, drawing his comics and entertaining all that cross his path.
Patrick is available to perform at your event, be it a party, reception, town meeting or Induction into the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame. He can tailor his act to fit your specific gathering & will certainly have you in stitches.
Book him by clicking HERE or send an email requesting more information.